Tuesday, December 2, 2008

I am such a bloody klutz, I amaze myself with my stupidity. Last night, I broke two eggs in a span of a minute. I'd just got home from school and I kind of felt like something to eat, so I thought hey, maybe i'll cook eggs. So I grab two eggs, and simultaneously try to close the plastic egg tray.

*crack*

If you haven't managed to put two and two together, that's the sound of one poor little egg hitting the floor. Which by the way, is a real pain in the ass to clean up, since it doesn't really get absorbed by whatever you're trying to clean it up with(in my case, that would be a whole bunch of paper towels). So I curse myself and place the surviving egg down just in case, and reach for another one. Strangely enough, it seemed to be stuck in the egg tray(probably trying to resist a fate similar to its former compatriot). So I tried to pry it out.

*crackFUCK*

That's the sound of an egg breaking in my hand, and me being utterly aghast at my luck.

And today I dropped my cellphone! So now there's tiny dent on it. I think going by the amount of times I've dropped it, I'll need to get a new one soon. :((

Note to self: Don't touch anything ever again.

Posted by stash at 1:18 AM